Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu gross, zu klein,
Er koennte etwas groesser sein.
Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in das Ausland fahren,
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnuegen
Ich will nur Spass, mich nicht verlieben
Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick.
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.
Too short, too tall,
Doesn't matter, one size fits all.
Zu gross, zu klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.
Schoenes Fraulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut,
steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!
Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.
Germany!
Germany!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany